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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

When you tell her you use Arch and she still has her clothes on

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When you tell her you use Arch and she still has her clothes on

sh.itjust.works

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • mad_asshatter@lemmy.world
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    # pacman -R panties

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      error: you cannot perform this operation unless you are root.

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        It’s within a root shell (#).

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          I know, I just wanted to give an access denied for the lolz (especially since I see that message basically every time I run pacman, forgetting to either sudo or run in root shell >.>;; )

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    Have you looked in the Wiki?

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      Wiki was unclear…

      If the female still doesn’t willingly take her clothes off, you’re probably dealing with another Arch user.

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        Well, not everyone will let you recompile their kernel, if you catch my drift.

        • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          What if I aim for just the dongle drivers 🤔…

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            Well, you can try, but I bet you’ll encounter unmet dependencies, namely “host-good-looks” and “nice”

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          I think everyone from here to Pluto caught that drift

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        If they stare at you emotionlessly, they are a Gentoo user who is still compiling their response.

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    You probably just used the wrong command.

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      Ah, missing sudo, thanks 😊.

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        We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

        #1) Respect the privacy of others. #2) Think before you type. #3) With great power comes great responsibility.

        root’s password:

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          Yes, Si… System Administrator.

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            Oh no, something wrong and your password just got echoed into the terminal!

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    Wouldn’t know. Never happened. 😎

    …

    Because… I’ve never talked to a girl.

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    I once told my gf

    sudo marry me
    
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    Yes baby, leave your Arch shirt on too.

    I use a Swedish penis pump, btw.

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