Pandas was always 200% slow, nothing lost there.
If you can tariff penguin island you could also tariff polars, which isn’t slow.
The extra time is spent mining $TRUMP
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I know it’s PoS, it’s just funnier this way, don’t come at me.
Hopefully it maxes out your CPU and memory for no reason.
I don’t get why people share twitter screenshot instead of the image itself
I can play this game as well
This is a bluesky screenshot, not a twitter screenshot. This is to show, where I reposted this from.
This is the web: we can attribute source with link, and the original source in markdown could be quoted without breaking accessibility. The web is built for it.
👊 TARIFF 🔥
The GREATEST, most TREMENDOUS Python package that makes importing great again!
About
TARIFF is a fantastic tool that lets you impose import tariffs on Python packages. We’re going to bring manufacturing BACK to your codebase by making foreign imports more EXPENSIVE!
Installation
pip install tariffUsage
import tariff # Set your tariff rates (package_name: percentage) tariff.set({ "numpy": 50, # 50% tariff on numpy "pandas": 200, # 200% tariff on pandas "requests": 150 # 150% tariff on requests }) # Now when you import these packages, they'll be TARIFFED! import numpy # This will be 50% slower import pandas # This will be 200% slowerText: it’s accessible!
Not feature complete, needs to be tied with a RNG to determine when TARIFF ON and TARIFF OFF
Hidden feature: Defines a
tariff.admin.impeachfunction that increments a global counter and does absolutely nothing else
