What, was Steven Seagal busy?

I’m confident in saying that most Americans would trust Dr. Phil

I wouldn’t trust that yapping head on a stick any farther than I could dropkick him, and I’m not a good kicker.

The water wasn’t used for firefighting.

The whole idea was to cause crop failures, which Trump will of course blame California for.

It Trump doesn’t like something, he calls it a crime.