Like A Duck@programming.dev to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 3 years agoWhat kinda game is that?programming.devimagemessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1758arrow-down122cross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.dev
arrow-up1736arrow-down1imageWhat kinda game is that?programming.devLike A Duck@programming.dev to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 3 years agomessage-square42linkfedilinkcross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.dev
minus-squareWilzax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·edit-23 years agothat’s good, but real computer programming is more like Error: file “PeanutButter.h” not found Exit status code 1
minus-squareEuroNutellaMan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-23 years agoThat’s because you’re a noob and forgot to add this at the end: If work == false: fix(yourself)
minus-squarefkn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 years agoWhat language is this capital I If acceptable and how do I purge it from my brain.
minus-squareEuroNutellaMan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-23 years agoEnglish and you purge it by invading Britain and forcing them to speak a cool language like Italian or Spanish
minus-square☭SaltyIcetea☭@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-23 years agoPssst if the company’s realise it’s that easy then they wont need anyone to fix it
minus-squareBoinketh@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 years agoExit status code -3736228494 In a Java program that isn’t supposed to be able to break like that
minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 years ago“Yes. Of course I have one exit status code. How do I look at it?”
that’s good, but real computer programming is more like
Error: file “PeanutButter.h” not found
Exit status code 1
That’s because you’re a noob and forgot to add this at the end:
If work == false: fix(yourself)What language is this capital I If acceptable and how do I purge it from my brain.
English and you purge it by invading Britain and forcing them to speak a cool language like Italian or Spanish
Pssst if the company’s realise it’s that easy then they wont need anyone to fix it
Exit status code -3736228494
In a Java program that isn’t supposed to be able to break like that
“Yes. Of course I have one exit status code. How do I look at it?”