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Zeon@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.world ·
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STOP SCROLLING BROTHER

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Zeon@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.world ·
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  • Xerenogan@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Alright, I stopped scrolling. Now what? Do I write a disapproving letter to my local politician?

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      You install Hannah Montana Linux on their cars and their spouses.

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        Instructions unclear, a local senator’s wife throws a kernel error and won’t boot now… Help.

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          just insert a “live USB” and troubleshoot inside her

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            But for gods sake don’t install on bare metal

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          Hey at least you can… oh god, flash her, and then hopefully she’ll reboot.

          Better than a halt and catch fire code being tripped.

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            I don’t think flashing a senator’s wife would be a good idea.

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          Did you swipe the credit card through her cleavage or ass cleavage?

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          Push a LiveUSB inside her. It’s not rape if you are a sysadmin. Let’s see if you find something’s fishy down there.

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        Oh my fucking god you monster!

        Thats amazing.

        Wait. WAIT.

        Ok, now, in my own personal head cannon, Hannah Montana Linux is the OS that was running on the little robot thing that … Hannah Montana got stuck in, in that one episode of Black Mirror.

        Its perfect!

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      you hijack cartoon network’s broadcast and play this meme over it until their lawyers physically beat you to death

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      Strongly worded!

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