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ChubakPDP11+TakeWithGrainOfSalt@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Whoa there buddy, calm down

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Whoa there buddy, calm down

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ChubakPDP11+TakeWithGrainOfSalt@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    Closely related to:

    https://xkcd.com/538/

    Although that looks more like a $50 wrench to be fair.

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      Inflation.

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        I don’t think an inflatable wrench would work very well.

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          Now I’m just imaging a judge trying to get order in the court room with an inflatable mallet

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            “Order! Order in the Court!”

            SquEAKy

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      I’ve used a duress password with crypto containers since the old TrueCrypt introduced me to it a while back. Sure you can have the password and unlock the vault but it’s just text file notes in there that aren’t at all important. In reality though, no one would ever give a shit about my data enough to even ask me my password.

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      It even says as much in the bonus text!

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      What, you think that guy dishes out for non-stolen wrenches?

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      It’s free if you borrow from your in-law (then never return it).

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      I knew somebody would have the relevant xkcd.

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