> be me

> walk into my billion dollar company i’m slowly tanking

> entire staff gets down on their knees begging for mercy so they don’t get fired for no reason

> lead project manager walks up to me, tears in his eyes

> gestures to the most impressive technological advancement in transportation of the century since the car was invented

> “does this please you, anon?”

> do that obama lip thing

> “not bad, not bad”

> idea pops into my head

> evilgrinchgrin.jpg

> “what if… you made the horn sound a fart?”

> everybody has a nervous breakdown

> fire half the team and leave without elaborating

> be elon musk

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