What a bender!  CrowdStrike pushed out a bad update and woke me up at 3am.  I guess there were some other global impacts as well.  I've been keeping an eye on the global meme tubes and have collected 20 of the best so far for you.  If you're still hip deep in deleting  C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike\C-00000291*.sys, take a break and enjoy some laughs.