Wow! A headline that tells the whole story! No half truth click baiting
Dammit, can we gift him a 747 Max please?
Dollars to donuts he starts his speech to the 500 idiots at the rally with, “They tried to kill me again!”
I doubt that’s what happened. I bet he had meltdown
Bummer. Oh well.
You know, I used to wish he’d just fucking die already. But now, I hope he lives long enough to be humiliated & incarcerated. Harris is gonna grab him by the pussy. Her AG will prosecute him. May he live at least a few years after that.
Same. I’ve actually started to wonder if I even want him incarcerated now since I feel like he’s becoming more of a liability to the RNC and that they won’t be able rid themselves of him otherwise. Imagine the tantrum he’d throw and the potential fracturing of the party if they nominated anybody but him. Food for thought at least.
Was Willie Brown on the flight?
Did VD Jance get his junk caught in the laziboy recline mechanism?
Maybe he should visit the Titanic next
Is his plane a Boeing?
Yes, a 757
Theres also a small matter that he doesnt always pay the people who do work for him…
was there a demon on the wing of the plane trying to bring it down…
"You saw it too??!"
Please everyone, remain calm, but does anyone on board speak Esperanto?
Well that’s a deep cut.
It was in the main cabin asking for ketchup on its steak.
we just can’t catch a fucking break
Too bad.
whoa, another assassination attempt? 😮 j/k, don’t @ me
