An apex predator responsible for keeping the ecosystem balanced and with minimal pest animals that will harm the environment by consuming too many resources?
You know, the ones that people have on sweatshirts and pillows and junk.
There are two Democrats inside me.
Hot.
Hot.
I think he might be giving the Democrats too much credit, there.
Llamas are cool. Can I be a friendly llama?
Carlllllll.
Can I be a friendly llama?
If so, can I be a vegetarian lion?
(Llamas are not known for being friendly)
Speak for yourself. I’m 30-50 feral hogs.
Boars are the real threat to this country.
He was having so much fun the past couple years doing these little essays on how Dems should be murdered, but it’s catching up to him now on the actual campaign trail. This isn’t your right wing bubble, couch fucker, voters are going to hold you accountable. We should just die? Not going to happen, “JD”.
The problem is that a Republicans own significantly more guns, and most times better guns than what’s available in Democrat run states.
every single time the american military has been kicked to shit it’s been by barefoot peasants with rifles old enough to retire, and never enough of them to arm every soldier.
They may have more guns, but they have about the same number of trigger fingers. Gun ownership by the right is badly skewed by looks like this. One guy with sixty guns is really no better armed than a guy with one gun.
Imagine spending all this money on guns while you’re a grown ass-couple still sleeping in a full.
My first thought was “my gawd there’s no way my partner and I would fit on that tiny bed”
My second was “oh jeebus, that’s a look”
third was “why are all the guns on the floor”
Spent all their money on guns and fake tits. Not enough left for a bed that fits two people.
Guns, and each boob the size of her head
Now how many of those have been fired in the last 2 years, and how many rounds have they put through them…
Wow, so gross. These people are morons.
Is there any particular reason every single gun is aimed vaguely in the direction of those two kids? It somehow makes it look extra tone deaf.
That’s because the “arming myself to take back my country from leftists” is just them blowing hot air.
They buy lots of guns because someone told them Obama or Biden wants to take away their right to buy guns, so they spend their whole savings on them thinking that they’re beating the system…
In many cases, it’s a matter of being so fucking scared of the world (common amongst Fox News and other RW media consumers) that the only way they can be comfortable is within arms reach of a gun.
The vast majority of Conservatives don’t have the guts to actually take action with their guns, because most of them bought them out of fear of bodily injury, not to enter battle and put their own skin in the game.
The few extremists that actually want to start a civil war are mostly morons with no training who won’t accomplish anything but a handful of disorganized mass shootings that will actually freak out everyone else, including other gun owners.
This dumb take again I see…
Shut up.
I hear that the average conservative militia has trained extensively in the military art of
marching in formationmarchingwalking down the street. Some of them even bought a box of green tip right off the store shelf.
Couch fucker voters will most certainly not hold him accountable. That’s one demographic J.D. has in the bag.
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Is it only the men who are wolves? He established the women as cat ladies, but are they also wolves?
I’m starting to think the JD Vance extended universe has no internal logic.
He has no consistent model.
I don’t understand, did he write multiple forwards to Project 2025 books? Why do we keep getting random headlines to single lines that he wrote for one piece?
JD Vance has real “rejected from art school” vibes. Though I somehow suspect his villain origin story is even stupider than that.
Repuglican projection is a known feature
Wonder how the republicans would act if we went around saying they are vermin who should be slaughtered.
They would be all “now is a time for unity, and the fascist Democrats threaten our Republic”
“I love the Republic. The Power you give me l will lay down when this crisis has abated”.
— Palpatine
I think this was a warning to the US
Yeah man, compare us to the predatory pack animals that cull other species and re-balance ecosystems.
We’re coming for you.
He looks, and kinda sounds, like Gary from Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell.
i can’t unsee this now!
Suffering is better together.
Nah, he’s fat bizarro Bill Hader.
Though honestly my wish is that Martin Short plays him on SNL. Only because Steve Martin is the obvious choice for Waltz and I really think Short could capture the idea that JD doesn’t even deserve a credible stand in, only off the wall mockery.
Gosh, nothing weird at all about talking about millions of Americans in the same way the Nazis talked about Jews, gypsies, communists, leftists, unions, POC, LGBTQ, etc…
“Stop calling them weird, you guys!!!” - The Tone Police
ThE dEmOcRaTs aRe ThE rEaL fAsCiStS!
So anyway… we should kill all Democrats amirite?
Why are there quotation marks around only the word “wolves”? Is that the only word from the headline he actually said?
Maybe the rest is paraphrased for brevity, or maybe the author felt that this was the least believable part and opted to emphasise that he used that exact word.
Or maybe it’s some weird rule about quoting a title assigned to someone or something? For example, the Wikipedia Article on Napoleon describes that he
crowned himself Emperor of the French
without quotes, but later mentions
what became known as the “Hundred Days”
with quotes. I’m neither a native speaker nor reveived particularly in-depth education on writing guidelines, so I have no idea. I just know that sometimes there are weird rules about quoting stuff.
The left really need to tone down the rhetoric.
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