C++ is chaotic goodl, C is lawful good in my opinion
C++, lawful good
Ah, template code.
Template-C++ is not C++ after all /s
tbh i didnt even make this meme, it was my dad, i just posted it here
Hi ops Dad
That I’ll call chaotic evil
Not evil by itself, but if you want to obfuscate C++20 code you can get REALLY creative…
Depends on how much you hate yourself
At no point should C++ be considered “lawful” or “good”. Haskell would be the best.
Haskell is where hope and sanity go to die.
That’s when you have to comply with decades of backwards compatibility.
Haskell would be the best.
lisp wants some words with you about that
No way Bash is lawful, or Malbolge is chaotic… And no way C++ is lawful either.
Did you just throw the languages around at random? At least Perl fell on the right place…
ADA should be the lawful good.
Bash is chaotic neutral.
Java is lawful neutral.
Javascript fits ok as chaotic evil.
Move ASM to neutral evil.
And maybe f77 as lawful evil.
Right? I do like Shell but scripts over 200 loc get quickly confusing, no matter how well you organize them. Not to start with Batch, they get confusing at 10 loc.
I haven’t used PHP in a while (10+years) but I didn’t think it was that frustrating as its reputation seems to imply today. I remember their docs all had examples and I found that pretty useful.
It can be pretty frustrating when dealing with old code bases. However its introducing a lot of really great features, so if you’ve got the time to either start a new project or rewrite with the more modern features you’ll be fine.
For what I remember, it was just a normal interpreted language but you had to put “$” everywhere.
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Python should be one of the chaotics.
You can even dynamically create global variables in there.Or stick a new variable onto the instance of a class 🤯
C++ good? Shiggity diggity
Tell me op never did c++ without telling me op never did c++
C++ is the wizard, the nitroglycerin glass vial type.
PHP has weird decisions but in the end it’s a good back end
I think the front and back end of PHP are pretty similar. They are both the same letter
Pafter all.
PHP has got a lot of new features in the language that makes it a little bit like c# now, so it’s not that bad anymore :P
C# is crap though. Well IMO anyways.
C# is pretty much my fav
Some of those color choices were chaotic evil too
i didnt make the template
JDSL
I would have put assembly as true neutral
Given how python tries to be as readable as possible with its controversial stance on using indentation, is it really neutral?
Idk if moral alignment makes sense for languages, at least not as much as weapon metaphors.
The lack of braces in python code makes it quite difficult to read for someone who’s used to languages that use braces.
I agree, I was very careful to say tries to ಠᴗಠ
ASM is much closer to true neutral. There are no high-level language rules/laws, no other man-made constructs on top of the silicon. We are speaking the language of machines, forever moving bytes between registers and addresses. Nothing more.
Edit: to be clear, the meme is great as-is. But I’m left wondering if this observation would also fit the format?
i already said i did not make this one
It’s all good man. If that came across as a sharp criticism of this work, I apologize. Usually, folks stir up debate on these things without any of it directed at the author. My text doesn’t convey this sentiment at all, so I left it open for interpretation. Rest assured, I got a good chuckle from this meme and simply want to express a personal opinion on what I would have done differently (had I not been too lazy to make a meme myself). I’ll go clean up my comment to help make all this clear to others. Thanks for understanding.
no problem, tbh if it wrere me to write it id also have put asm as true newutral. i actually did asm a few times. sadly only know mips (lol)
Where is lisp?
