Summary
The White House denied plans for a military parade on Donald Trump’s June 14 birthday, despite Washington and Arlington officials confirming early discussions.
Local leaders said administration and Secret Service contacts suggest a parade route from the Pentagon to the White House.
Mayor Bowser raised concerns about costs and road damage, citing a $21.6 million estimate from a previously canceled 2018 parade. Critics, including Sen. Tammy Duckworth, oppose the idea.
Officials urge caution, citing federal job cuts under the DOGE Initiative and the impact on military families.
Other officials commented it was the dumbest idea they’d ever heard.
There was suggestions of also using some cybertrucks in the parade to honor Elon Musk, but that was nixed for fear of them breaking down, losing parts, or catching fire along the route.
Shhhhh. It’s a surprise party!
The fun part is, this is easily provable/disprovable :) Let’s see what happens when the day comes
So a military parade is going to be ordered for Trump’s birthday. Got it.
He wanted one last time around too… WITH TANKS!
