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minus-squareFargeol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up124·edit-27 months agoNaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads “undefined”. Someone gets out of the vehicle “I have something for you” He gives you a package. You open it. It’s an [object Object]
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·7 months agoMust be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.
minus-squareElvith Ma'for@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up19·7 months agoGuess why he came with a truck and not on a cargo bike…
minus-squareulterno@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoBecause you forgot to tell them that you already have the dependencies at home?
minus-squareCase@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoYou don’t get dependencies in real life like that. You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.
minus-squaredovahking@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·7 months ago“I’ve been looking for you! Got something I’m supposed to deliver. Your hands only.”
NaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads “undefined”. Someone gets out of the vehicle
“I have something for you”
He gives you a package. You open it. It’s an [object Object]
Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.
“I got a package from Jason”
“I also got a lock”
Guess why he came with a truck and not on a cargo bike…
Because you forgot to tell them that you already have the dependencies at home?
You don’t get dependencies in real life like that.
You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.
“I’ve been looking for you! Got something I’m supposed to deliver. Your hands only.”