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Like A Duck@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

Firmware

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  • juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Wtf i’m only realizing this now! Wtf after 30 years!!! Aaarrgggg

    • HangingFruit@czech-lemmy.eu
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      Even now it took me 30 minutes to figure it out.

  • dudinax@programming.dev
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    FIRMware is just SOFTware that’s HARD to INSTALL.

  • Kerrangutan@lemmy.one
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    Wait until you learn about wetware.

  • Micromot@feddit.de
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    That took a bit of time for me too

  • Too Lazy Didn't Name@lemmy.woodward.tech
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    Oof me too

  • csm10495@sh.itjust.works
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    Is this actually the reason it’s called this? Like dead serious.

    • cynar@lemmy.world
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      If it’s fake, it’s a decades old prank. I heard it used seriously pre-millennium.

      It fits extremely well. Software changes regularly. Hardware never changes, while firmware is mostly fixed, but can change periodically.

      • Miku Luna \ she/it@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        then where else does firmware come from?

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          Well when a software and a hardware love each other very much…uh you see the SATA cable goes in the… and then there’s pin hole connectors of course… auxiliary input… And then 2 days later the ups man brings you new firmware.

          Okay bud? Alright goodnight.

          • juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Wow i never learned this in Christian school!

        • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun
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          It gets old on the device since it’s never updated and eventually it starts to ferment. Fermware -> firmware.

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      Yep: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firmware#History_and_etymology

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    To extend on the theme, can we start calling the codebases of platforms that have undergone enshitification “chodeware”?

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