Albin7326@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoMe: I can code. My Friend: Oh You must be really smart! Me: Yes… but no.suppo.fiimagemessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up11.27Karrow-down126
arrow-up11.24Karrow-down1imageMe: I can code. My Friend: Oh You must be really smart! Me: Yes… but no.suppo.fiAlbin7326@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square86fedilink
minus-squareBaldProphet@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down2·2 years agoEvery time I mention that I have a very modest ability to write code, people instantly think I’m a genius and can make a computer do anything.
minus-squareSokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 years agoCan you get this virus off my computer?
minus-squareKidplayer_666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up27·2 years agoLook, I’ve just had this incredible idea for an app. It’s like Netflix but better, you can probably code it in a month and make us billionaires
minus-squarexX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoI’ve literally had a guy with the same pitch, but it was LinkedIn that allows embedded videos. Haven’t heard from him in a while. I think he may still be in rehab.
minus-squareApexHunter@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoMy guy wanted to use drones to cut hedges.
Every time I mention that I have a very modest ability to write code, people instantly think I’m a genius and can make a computer do anything.
Can you get this virus off my computer?
Look, I’ve just had this incredible idea for an app. It’s like Netflix but better, you can probably code it in a month and make us billionaires
I’ve literally had a guy with the same pitch, but it was LinkedIn that allows embedded videos.
Haven’t heard from him in a while. I think he may still be in rehab.
My guy wanted to use drones to cut hedges.
Butyou’reprogrammer