Praise Idleness@sh.itjust.works to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoPOV) You use Windows 11 and set up Pihole for the first time.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square220fedilinkarrow-up11.26Karrow-down148file-text
arrow-up11.21Karrow-down1imagePOV) You use Windows 11 and set up Pihole for the first time.sh.itjust.worksPraise Idleness@sh.itjust.works to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square220fedilinkfile-text
This is AFTER debloating all the MS bs as much as I can. The amount of MS telemetry is just mindboggling.
minus-squarepirat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 years ago For example, users might spend a long time at a screen because they are thinking about … anything! what am I gonna eat? I should remember to feed the bicycle… who stole my cat btw? who am I to judge? who am I? what’s the meaning of life? what’s the meaning of finding it? what’s the meaning of figuring out what the meaning is of finding it???
minus-squareKyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 years agoYou forgot about the classic, “Where do you want to go today”
minus-squareOutlierBlue@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years ago What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
minus-squarepirat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years ago what does unladen swallow even mean?
minus-squareCeeBee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoDammit! I forgot to feed my bicycle last night! No wonder it was at my bedroom door ringing its bell nonstop.
minus-squarepirat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoAnd you recently had your cat stolen because you forgot to lock it before you went into the bike shop to get more food, right?
minus-squareCeeBee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoI just couldn’t get the lock looped properly. Cats do not obey the laws of physics.
… anything!
You forgot about the classic, “Where do you want to go today”
Dammit! I forgot to feed my bicycle last night! No wonder it was at my bedroom door ringing its bell nonstop.
And you recently had your cat stolen because you forgot to lock it before you went into the bike shop to get more food, right?
I just couldn’t get the lock looped properly. Cats do not obey the laws of physics.
Well, that’s your hard lock!!