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Describe your job in the most stereotypical and ignorant manner as possible

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Describe your job in the most stereotypical and ignorant manner as possible

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    “Jo, can you hack this instagram account for me? Shouldn’t be that hard, everything needs to be the same in your world”

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    “See that lab Tech over there? All he ever does is just clean the same tools all day”

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    Bean counter.

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    Unemployed

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    “Dude just talking to people, everyone can do that”.

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      What’s your job?

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        Social work and sex ed with a smidgen of research.

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    I am a programmer, which means that either I sit around doing nothing all day because chatgpt is doing my job, or I am the guy fixing printers around here.

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    I move little icons around, press little square buttons and the higher-ups are happy

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    People pay me money, and then I worry about the same things that they worry about, only more eloquently.

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    I make executives look good via fancy PPT and PBIs (business consultant).

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    Future unemployed person :)

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    “So, you just spend all day reading books, right?”

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    I prep the stuff, put it in a machine, and pray everything looks okay when it comes out. I also prep other stuff, load it onto a different machine, and hope everything comes out looking okay. And then there’s a whole different set of stuff that I prep a lot of, check to make sure it looks okay, then send to a different team who will prep it in a completely different way.

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      Chef or content manager?

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        Neither, although I think it would be cool to be a chef.

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          Definitley somebody who works with scripts or code.

          I know many chefs. If you like cooking all I will say is make it a hobby.

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            Good guess, but no to that as well. A lot of people in my career area have some degree of coding experience. I’ve done some coding and thought about going back to school for it but I think I’d miss getting to do the work that I do now.

            Yeah, I’m not the best cook but I do enjoy it at the hobby level and don’t believe I’d survive in an intense kitchen situation. I’ve learned at least that much from watching The Bear haha.

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    I used to tell people to turn it off and back on again. Now I tell other people how to tell people to turn it off and back on again.

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      IT team managers unite

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        Yup.

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