Article 1, section 8:

The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises […]

I can’t stress how important this is: babysitting does not, in fact, involve sitting on baby.

“Aside from people who [benefit from self-checkout], it’s hard to see who benefits from self-checkout.

Took me a minute that he wasn’t talking about an actor pretending to be dead, so I was confused at first.

She not even a boomer, she’s Silent Generation

“Documentation”

Spoken like someone who never came close to SAP

In the early 90s I bought a second hand IKEA twin bed. It has survived a transatlantic move and is still around.

They probably just need a drink. Offer them a Molotov Cocktail.

How about… an undisclosed character limit? We’ll just keep telling you your password is invalid until you figure out the max length.

While the story is true, it’s not the origin of the terms “bug” and “debugging.” Those terms were already in use in Edison’s time.