Don’t give up, I believe in you

Broke my wrist by blocking a gigantic remote control car flying directly at me at 50 MPH and I was the person controlling it.

The new Indiana Jones is great

Family member wants to buy it and we want to dissuade other potential buyers. Plus the old owners are dicks so fuck ‘em.

That would actually have the opposite impact where I live sadly

Thank you for this

Love this

I think you have something there with the booger theory. Please do testing and report back.

I have my own personal reasons why I can’t be there and couldn’t convict someone.

Just throw the notices out. My father has been doing this for nearly 30 years in Florida. I’ve been doing the same in California for decades. Sure, they’ll be threatening letters and such, throw those out too.

2019 was the worst year for my doorknob licking hobby

Y’all need to start rubbing your ass on decoy food. Go ahead, eat my butt croissant.

Lived in Florida for almost a decade

I can’t believe it’s only 20 days until the country is on fire again

Oh god I’m so close, I’ve been edging this type of news for months, I’m going to turn to dust once I finally pop.

Don’t pick up the phone if someone is online… I’m old

You’d know, trust me

What about a spork

The only thing Trump’s sold out is his morals and his country.

WHAT THE FUCK!

WHAT THE FUCK!!