My older sister hosted a Japanese exchange student when I was in high school. I learned a few words, but he was a regular teenager who barely knew English. We did crush a bucket of chocolate chip cookies in one weekend camping trip.

After he left, I found out his parents forced him into the exchange program so they could get a break. He seemed alright to me.

The penises were not because of the sewer backup, it’s just what you expected to see everyday. Edited the original post to clarify.

There was one study hall where a penis was drawn on the chalkboard every day. One time, the art showed the ejaculate dribbling a bit. The teacher came in, looked at it, shrugged, said “at least it’s a little more accurate,” erased it, and sat down.

That time the sewer backed up into the kitchen plus all of the penises carved into desks and walls.

A droll factoid.

A Thanksgiving duck!

Poop, pee, and in a pinch: hand washing and hydration.

Astroglide is perfect for this situation. It even has “glide” in the name!

No, you’re thinking of McDowell’s from 1988’s Coming to America.

I think it should be legal and regulated. It’s a service that people want and others are willing to fill. We just need laws to protect all parties, particularly the workers.

“Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?” -George Carlin

My 8 year old starts almost every sentence with “By the way.”

I just can’t even right now or later. I don’t care if that makes me basic.

I think, “Holy shit, I’m gonna be the main course.”

I think that’s a red flag, I don’t want to get stabbed…

I like what they use on the Bananas Podcast. “Guys, gals, and non-binary pals.”

Who’s Law is it Anyway?

Oh God. Back when I was dirt poor, I needed socks but I wanted to save money, so I wore them for two days, hanging them to dry overnight.

I ended up with athlete’s foot. Don’t skimp on socks.

I used to think Crocs were stupid. I

I was looking for indoor winter footwear for the cold floors: Slippers with socks were too hot. Slippers without socks were too sweaty and gross. Just socks wore out my socks too quickly.

I now have indoor Crocs. They’re great to regulate temperature.

Snakes: Easy Street.

I also don’t see why.

Tombert.