Blackout

Ok, Reason #1 is

No, there’s a reason

He was making Eric go back to college for a law degree but Eric went to Disneyland instead and blew the tuition on Dole whips

I’m really enjoying WHALE by Yellow Ostrich right now.
Alts:
Dirty Dishes - Deer Tick
Washing Machine Heart - Mitski
Trying - Bully

There’s always money in the banana stand. Eric needs a break from running it anyways.

There’s nothing wrong with sucking cock, but there is lots wrong with being a conservative

Capitalists are only loyal to a big pile of money.

Lack of a yoga mat or you wouldn’t be able to stop me 😉

More Republican death panels

Pizza party this Friday is cancelled :(

That song’s a banger!

You gave your cat years of love, how can all that be meaningless? It will be a sad day when my 19yr old buddy passes but I’m grateful for his love everyday and happy I can love him back. Death is inevitable but life is what you make of it.

The future Apple wants us to have:
footure

Nema SS2-50P

I tried screaming the latest r/new posts on the subway but I got stabbed. No more social media outside for me.

What are they going to do when he dies? Jump off a really high cliff into a rocky coastline?

Good news everybody!

I’m beginning to think I have nothing in common with this Jamie guy. Does he even shop at Meijers like I do?

The enemy of my enemy cuts the hair of this other enemy and they have brunch with the first enemy… is everyone my enemy?

Don’t be black in america or you’re going to have a bad time