He’s gunna be gutted when he finds out xvideos is already taken.

I’m getting adverts for prostate cancer and kids book charities. You are just a perv clearly. /s

What’s the issue here exactly?

I know some of these words.

I’d love a trad wife or frankly to be a trans trad wife? Basically I’d love myself or my wife to be able to not have to work and actually be able to spend time cooking meals and doing household chores, so we actually have more time with each other at the weekends.

You are describing destruction Derby.

And now I feel old.

What is the joke here?

90pc of any google search is someone thinking im going to watch 4 minute video for the paragraph of text i require.

The first thing to go on a washing machine is usually the bearings. Most washing machines now have their bearings attached to the drum, so to replace the bearing, the whole drum has to be replaced. Replacing the drum is near the entire cost of a new washing machine and you will likely have to pay for 0.5 to .75 days worth of labour to have the old drum replaced too.

Yeah fuck these shinty designs to force consumers into buying and dumping otherwise easily repairable and reusable machines.

Is this guy legit going to have a heart attack live on stage whilst ranting spurious nonense?

I go on twitter now and 3/4 of adverts are AI scams or 2009 click bait with fuckin community notes explaining that remembering a set of politicians names is not linked to hi iq, as claimed by the clickbait advert.

Then there is the ‘verified’ accounts that are doing genuine harm at misinformation spread.

Yeah I’m not trusting ol musky chuckles with my money. And that’s coming from someone who uses traditional banks despite having witnessed their government bail out banks multiple times after they were fucking reckless to the point of needing a bailout.

This is what people said with password sharing though.

Adverts set to 137pc volume is absolutely crackers.

Oh sheesh I hipe this doesn’t change on the Web browser.

Ads have gotten way worse in quality. I keep seeing stuff that makes Temu look like top tier. Recently community notes jhave added context noting these adverts are for dropshipping services and there is no guarantee you will get the advertised product.

That and so many funking places wanting my email to send me top tips on life, money, crypto or w.e.

I’m genuinely glad when I see a normal funking advert for pizza or a charity or a film, there’s something happening with that dicaprio guy and scorsee director.

How?

Stop gate keeping food bruh

Jesus, I just remembered the people’s champion and roody poo.

My millennial partner (admittingly adopted the lingo late) approaches strangers with doggos and says things like what a Heckin good pupper, who’s a smoll boi etc.

Not surprised at zoomers doing this. Its just more funny on twitter when someone says something like fugg you!

Heights.

I can function at height if I’m on my own but im all thumbs and feel like I weigh 250lbs more. Add any people to the mix and my body starts squatting and the running joke is i look like I’m laying an l egg. I’ll end up walking in an odd half crouch crab like way. Common example is being on a raised walkway, by a pier, canals, climbing stairs of attractions like a fire tower or an old building, ramparts of castles etc.

I did a bungee jump once and the worst part was crab crouching across the gangway that was suspended beneathe the bridge,. Once I was in the basket awaiting my jump, i was fine as i could sit down and I was all strapped in, the jump was easy!