ChihuahuaOfDoom

Masking; I dropped my facade in October and have been working on finding my true self.

I’d love to watch the wall defrag

Honestly? The forever nap; I already tried once this year and shit hasn’t been looking up since then.

Dick’s in Washington state

Walla Walla, it was also a lyric in an Offspring song.

I was born in 1984 so 40 years.

Mac is a flavor of Unix, not that surprising really.

Pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham, marinara sauce, thick, fluffy crust, and NO cheese.

Too bad, I thought those were promising for industrial applications.

Ha, the nearest house to mine is a quarter mile away, good luck Samsung.

Forced fertilization only

I bet a Haitian could get those back for him…/s

Fuck them and fuck that.

This is an astounding level of bullshit even from a country that gives its full throated support to anyone with a net worth in the 7 figures or greater.

If we don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing.

I’m going to need a lot more ammo, is there still a shortage? (Hey NSA, this is sarcasm)

I’m sure that’ll work just fine.

You know what I love about Trump? His humbleness.

Navy beans and ham.

He’s just butthurt that Walz said he wouldn’t get off the couch to debate him.