There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

In further news, Nintendo has announced it’s intentions to sue Nintendo over trademark violations.

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

three raccoons tumble out of a trench coat

Source? “Trust me bro,” the leading source on the Internet. Also, you gonna eat that trash?

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I’m a people. You don’t speak for me.

So, Nintendo vs Meta in the next copyright/TM infringement case? “Let them fight.”

Are you seriously proposing replacing a window every time…?! Do you know how expensive that will get?!?

“Russia claims.” Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit, it’s gotta be true. I mean, “Russia claims” that Putin is the reincarnation of Hercules, that human feces are more nutritious than a salmon/kale/garlic salad and that vodka (and strangely, most open windows) gives you wings. Sounds good and so SO true to me!

I was gonna say Albuquerque, because of the name itself, the weird Al song and Breaking Bad, but Roswell is way tinier.

You speak the truetrue.

“The team in the kitchen is really great! We all joke around and laugh together constantly! So the food is under cooked and full of sawdust and glass shards. And? We have fun making it!”

“I didn’t do anything beyond confirm my own biases. Why are things this terrible all of a sudden? I didn’t want this!”

Both Load and Reload by Metallica. I had just discover The Black Album and was hoping for more of the same. I understand that some folks like em, but they just don’t do anything for me.

“Differing expertise?” They’re both experts at destroying profitable businesses, and…? Narcissism? Hatred?

So let the greater of the two evils take control. Galaxy brain move.

And no one’s stopping you from wearing your red hat, either.

Hey Chuck, are you finally willing to admit you were wrong all along? Survival of the fittest sounds good, but if you just kinda… look around… you can clearly see all the evidence against that theory, right?

I’m not sure drag knows what anarchy is…

Define “kid.”

“Have you ever thought about why are we here?”