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  • While it’s true that tribalism is essentially a human, if not evolutionary trait, we could have made it damn near harder for fascists from gaining power. To start, stripping them from any political office (local or federal) and then banning them or any soldier that fought for the Confederacy.

    States that seceded basically should have been converted to non-voting territories unless they agreed whole cloth to codify abolition into the Constitution, reparations to the North and to their slaves.





  • [defined] illegal entry as occurring when an “unauthorized” alien of at least 18 years of age “knowingly enters or attempts to enter” the state after eluding immigration inspection. The crime is designated as a first-degree misdemeanor subjecting the alien to a mandatory minimum prison sentence of nine months upon conviction.

    Basically tourist are fine.

    But let’s not kid ourselves here. Florida was always going to use this law for the lower half of the Family Guy skin chart.










  • I had this one user who kept using an old report. It used a terribly provisioned db account and had to be changed.

    We created a v2 that was at feature parity to v1 and told users to move off of v1. Slowly but surely it happened.

    Except one user.

    We put up nag screens. Delays on data return, everything we could go “carrot” them to the new version but they stuck with it.

    Eventually I called the guy and just asked him, “Why are you still using the old version?”

    His answer, “no one ever told me about the new version.”

    I asked him if he got our email. He said no. I forwarded it to him.

    “Oh.”

    I asked him didn’t you read the nag screens? He said no.

    I asked him, “The page doesn’t allow you to move on until you wait 90 seconds. Why didn’t you read it?”

    “I didn’t think it was important.”

    I learned an important lesson that day: never wait for all users to move. Once you have enough, start doing scream tests.