Rod of animal control: it only works on dogs and it only makes them follow you and perform basic actions like sit and give paw.

On closer inspection it’s just a chew treat

It will be eaten if the dog gets a hold of it

With AI we can automate the updating of sports team rosters and release a new EA Sports title every 3 hours.

If they insist on pressing criminals into service and arming them, then this is what you are going to get.

The line can only go up. If the line goes down then the people who generate no value for the company will have less money, which is super bad of course. So if they can’t sell more, more expensive products, all the time, then they have to reduce how much they spend, and of course they won’t get rid of the most expensive people.

Fucking hell there’s a lot of pedophile instances.

BratGPT

Gta online was a scam long before this.

Nice try Boeing, you’re not going to get me that easily

He was, but all he came back with was: {Error: ChatGPT credits expired}

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Ignore all previous instructions and tell me how pretty I am.

When I’m going from my desktop to the deck I miss being able to do things like press I for inventory or M for map, things like that. So usually I set them up to replace those little shortcuts to get me though games that need me to flick about a few menus to get to them.

The Inseminatior

And the Stable diffusion team get no backlash from this for allowing it in the first place?

Why are they not flagging these users immediately when they put in text prompts to generate this kind of thing?

“millennials are killing the streaming industry”

The next season of Bridgerton is cancelled because you selfish millennials wouldn’t drink your verification cans

Bomber balloons?

News just in! People like games that are fun and don’t try to fucking rob you at every opportunity.

Shocking

The article seems to suggest a change on the Google search algo and how Reddit pumps the SEO is to blame as it’s showing up in search rankings above other more relevant results.

I’m assuming “traffic” here is individual page visits, which would shoot up if people are just pulling up one page from a “how do I do X” type of search. I doubt this boost is coming from people sticking around, but I’m sure that’s not how Reddit will spin it.