Pineapple. It’s not just for pizza anymore.

Cake, pizza, chocolate, burgers, ice cream, candy, hot chocolate, soda, pancakes, omelets, chicken, s’mores, salads, peanut butter, rice, sandwiches, and many more things I can’t think of right now.

I never fell for it. I hope none of my siblings did, either.

I would have thought that data would be worth more. Maybe the AI guys will just steal it, instead?

What are they distracting us from this time?

AH! Thank you.

I’m sorry the President of my country is an asshole.

I’m genuinely ashamed to be American now.