Emoticons are representations of emotions. We don’t have those. We’re dead inside.

In your country’s defense, you didn’t create it. You did everything in your power to stop it, and failed miserably. All the rest… yes.

They’re paid by the hour.

99 user stories on the wall…

99 user stories…

Take a few down, end up the scrum

126 user stories on the wall…

Self-pardons? What!?

Routing information protocol, little pigeon, routing information protocol.

Don’t you mean unfortunate?

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Which language? I mean which variant of english… just in case

I worked for an organization that was pawned by ransomware. That administered around 4500 Windows PCs. All and every one of them had an admin account that was “adminarea” and the password was “areaadmin”

You’ve been watching this person for half an hour, you pick up certain cues, like they being alone and waiting instead of making an order.

The date pulled out the same crap so each had half a point.

Lol

The output of the IA was the picture.

Um actually it’s called ska, not sca

Especially considering that the Firefox is a red panda, not a fox at all.

Because people want to interact with it, leave a comment. It’s not nearly as satisfying to yell at cloud, it is as effective tho.

…And they can capitalize on that interaction.

Am I in the same room as all of you guys? Speak up, who of you ate the last Oreo?

Because babies and STDs are free.

That’s exactly what my mom sees when she can’t find her tabs in chrome, and I open edge because I figure that’s what she’s inadvertently been using since one of the windows updates.