We’ve got young kids and go all in with decorations. Another tradition, weirdly, is eggs Benedict and bucks fizz for breakfast. No idea why, but I’m down.

I tried a few and stuck with Eternity.

A moonbeam in Northern Ireland is a crazy person.

Daft Punk.

Projection. Always projection.

First, take a big step back… and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

Strimmers.

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What? I’m not abandoning him. I just get free childcare when he hits 3.

Finish paying childcare for my toddler. I’ll be 700 quid a month better off. Yeeha.

Uwe Boll’s Rampage. He gets slated but that movie is great.

Johnny Bravo

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‘shure’ is a misspelling I have never encountered.

Samurai Jack

Please clarify. I’m confused as headphones won’t change your skull shape, as far as I know.

What the title says doesn’t make sense! Divers?

I’d wager he’ll be dead by then as he seems to survive on McDonald’s, and is clearly not all there.