Your daily reminder that it’s not just Trump. The entire GOP is to blame for this.

Honestly, I don’t give a fuck. He’s doing genuinely despicable things that are much more deserving of the media’s limited time.

“Do you want to import your settings from your previous browser?”

“Do you want to make Chrome your default browser?”

“Are you sure?”

FUCK OFF, I’M ONLY USING THIS STUPID PROGRAM BECAUSE MY ASSHOLE UTILITY COMPANY’S WEBSITE DOESN’T WORK WITH FIREFOX

Thank goodness for Linux.

I feel like I’ve seen this headline (and slight variants) multiple times in the past few weeks. It’s almost a Gish Gallop statement, because where do you begin?

It implies that he had a grip 4/8 years ago.

It implies that he ever had a grip.

It implies that his public statements are weirder now than before, when they’ve always been bizarre.

It implies that Donald Trump’s policy positions are peculiar to him, when really he’s basically reflecting what Republicans have been trying to push on us for decades.

Wait until they hear about cell phones.

Conservatives did this. Trump was the tool they used, but this would have happened under Jeb! or any other Republican president as well.

Don’t let the rest of the party off the hook. They all own this.

Mitt Romney says “Hi.”

Guidance counselors. One of them tried to convince my parents that I was on drugs…in 4th grade. Turned out that I had an undiagnosed mental disorder.

Susan Collins is deeply concerned.

And on the third try, you think you accidentally failed to hit the last key, and so you have to start all over again.

The sad thing is that most people won’t even give a damn.

I am shocked…shocked to find corruption going on in the Supreme Court!

I’m also considering just getting a portable, 128GB FLAC player with a minijack connection and moving on with my life without getting involved in networking at all.

Yeah, I’d say that this is definitely the way to go. My .mp3 player only has something like 8 gigs of storage, but it takes a MicroSD card. With a 1 tb card, I can carry all the music I want (and realistically, given that your collection is pretty small, you could get away with a whole lot less than that).

Good for them! Hopefully this leads to a stronger labor movement nationwide.

I’m quite fond of this joke that I’ve seen in a few places:

Q: What do RFK Sr. and RFK Jr. have in common? A: Neither of them pulled out in time.

I look forward to the day when my refrigerator stops working because the company went bankrupt, or because their server was down.

Weirdos.

I pity the poor fool who sets up their smart TV instead of just grabbing an HDMI cable and plugging in their computer.

File this under “least surprising revelations of all time.”