Hey now. We’ve also got goats and fish.

And really ticked off blue voters watching the same Trump fondlers get elected over and over again

In my school early 00s, it was optional. I took it purely to get out of class for a bit

I did aight. High eighties.

I use raid 0 for backup.

^/s

I like to call that the “putting a pillow over its face” method of rebooting. Reserved for when even a shutdown /r /t 0 doesn’t work

During the impeachment, I wished he was my rep instead of one of the ones proving that you can indeed barge into a scif and hold a pizza party then not go to jail immediately, you just have to be important enough.

Now here me out: Schiff

Me every time someone with some decent backing runs against Abbott, Cruz, Cornyn, and the rest.

I stopped following the musical chairs for my own mental health. Is that who was settled on?

If I know dolphins, if he ends up sleeping with them, they’ll treat his body like he’d treat a couch

If a states count is contested, it’s voted on by the house on if the count goes back to the state and redone. If the numbers aren’t ratified by the deadline, the backup is the chain of succession until it is ratified. This means that the house speaker is acting president until they finalize the winner.

Good. Make sure they vote

Anyone who thought Trump was a competent businessman had not been actually paying attention.

Honestly, the numbers through the years have shown that when people show up to vote, the Dems win. That’s literally all it takes. Everyone going to vote.

See, you’d think. But unfortunately, as an old song once put it: some of those who work forces are the same who burn crosses

You mean the three last remaining pieces of Ma Bell after the children mostly combined back together?

I’m remote so either I trust the user or push commands. I know which I prefer

Between the antics, it was too real

“please call so and so, they’re having issues with their browser”

Call the user, they are out for the day. Leave message to call back

Either never hear back or the issue was not browser related

Either way, tell the original ticket creator to have the person having the issue call us if they want prompt service

That’s how one becomes IT

We have a running leader board for uptime. Servers don’t count. That said, I’ve seen some people who think they actually are turning it off but the machine just enters sleep mode. I only trust

shutdown /r /t 0