YO THAT HEADLINE SCARED ME

Walmart lets you. At least as of October. The only rule was the amount of phones.

A dude tracked down some Japanese Idol because of a reflection in her eye on insta

THAT’S THIS!!!

He went through a bunch of vegetables and, admittedly, it was pretty impressive how it handled them. But then with no hesitation it took off the tip of the carrot and he still decided to try his finger

I gave something for free so you should be able to sell a lot!

We built it wrong as a joke

NOONE EXPECTS THE STARFLEET INQUISITION

(one of you nerds make that into a gif)

I…I mean the original is amazing…one of the best moments in television history…

But you went and made it better somehow.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Of course it just keeps hitting harder when things are in the way.

Literally Tesla’s response

I figured that was a fucking typo at first

THATS THE WRONG SHADE OF PURPLE HEATHEN

My denomination only uses riptide rush and we will bomb your fucking church over this

Yes. I am assuming anyone who actually believes that is a moron. They might not be but…probably so.

The electric car company who spent years pissing off liberals is faling? whodathunkit

Who prevents him from buying an atomic weapon and setting it off for a meme stunt or internet points

The army I would suppose. You had a point to start and, yes, the billionaire class is allowed to do almost anything they want but only an absolute moron could honestly believe he would be allowed nuclear weapons.

https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/66e3196b-1290-4405-a9f3-38e7838fd6cc

NO

I like the car that wanted to rest

Something something millennials