Spaghetti is all messy and tangled up; spaghetti code is the same.

when the order of execution was obfuscated due to excessive jumps and GOTOs

That’s one way to make your code messy and thus achieve spaghetti code.

In general, when some code is very poorly written, it becomes spaghetti code.

No need for all that.

You’ve just got to see my code.

Not many in my teams could put a finger on what exactly I did, but all agreed I was fairly valuable and things became worse when I left.

See: Being Glue

This is just a meme, but I find that communication is an underrated skill among software engineers.

Personally, I’m trying to get better at it.

Sounds like pain.

Thanks anyway.

FYI

1. branch protection is a thing
2. commit signing is a thing

ice gun

Sounds like Portal mechanics

blob monsters

Slimes. Just call them slimes. Pretty much every gamers know what slimes are.

OpenAI CloseAI

Any context?

Since we are on the topic of funny stuff in code, here’s one encounter I had earlier:

default variables to null or something

That is such a bad idea. Better to have the compiler warn you about it like in Rust, or have the linter / IDE highlight it.

Yeah, TIL too.

I just searched for an image of “pouring water on computer”.

Gundam: The Witch from Mercury