Executive orders’ been doing some heavy lifting of late.

We all played Risk. And what’s the rule? Never, no wait, always fight a land war in Asia.

After all, it went so well for the British. And the French. And the Germans. And the USSR. And the US…

Well, when you couch it in those terms…

Yup

Well done the both of you

And poop. Don’t forget poop.

That’s why I lol’d

I lol’d

Holy shitballs, that scalding is gonna require debridement and skin grafts.

Biden is practicing now, and I suspect he will make Trump look like oblige Trump’s mission to (further) substantiate himself a fool.

Mutual.

Regards.

If douchebaggery were a harnessable fissile energy source, these two shitcunts in close proximity could power North America for a thousand generations.

I lol’d

Dunno, I was actually leaning more towards the “indefensible, blatantly criminal fabrication of ‘facts’ of the sort that crumble under even the most casual gaze” kind of material weakness.

My smile grew larger with each paragraph.

But I reached near-euphoria with these masterpieces of financial journalism:

The filing also warns shareholders that Trump’s involvement in the company could put it at greater risk than other social media companies.

and…

TMTG also disclosed to regulators that the company had identified “material weaknesses in its internal control over financial reporting” when it prepared a previous financial statement for the first three quarters of 2023.

😁

(Pushes up glasses) “the length of your lawn is in clear violation of condo HOA bylaws”

My man looks like he could target some Cool Ranch Doritos with some onion dip.

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Holy shitsnacks! You are unfortunately correct. I was not bludgeoned by the purple sledgehammer the first visit.

Here, try this alternative, now with less retina syphilis (they still ask for email tho) :

https://qz.com/2185771/find-the-closest-unionized-starbucks-to-you-with-this-map