It’s okay guys, this sort of activity is plainly illegal and frequently get punished by the federa…

Oh. Oh, right.

NGL the global Excel Spreadsheet competitions are weirdly competitive and kind of cool but not like radical cool more like least weird uncle cool.

And then Jimminy Crickett said calmly into the man’s ear “WHY ARE YOU BUYING CRACK AGAIN?! EVERY DAY I PULL YOU OUT OF THIS F**KING ALLEYWAY, WHAT MECHANIC AM I MISSING THAT THIS KEEPS HAPPENING?!”

And also 209 GOP, let’s not forget about that.

Vicente already won the primary for his seat, however the other three are up for reelection NEXT YEAR so we should be focused on replacing them as soon as the midterms end. Anybody capable of challenging them should already be applying.

Right, that way they lose their social security, medicaid, and snap as well?

4 out of 212, I want to be real clear that we need to remove every single one of the GOP at all costs come November.

It has been “shut down” at least twice already.

It’s both hilarious and on brand that Charlie Kirk’s wife was stupid enough to trust a woman whose entire career is being an antagonistic attention seeker.

She’s well known for her book denying slavery and the holocaust.

It is granted, Acolyte.

Counterintuitively, something stops being magic the moment there is a guide for it.

For example, I am a wizard because I installed linux on an old inspiron tower with no display output during boot menu, relying entirely on instinct and mysticism to navigate the nonexistent menu with precise timing.

Employees at any corporation doing this exact job should probably know how to use a database, tbh.

Any questions?

*sigh

No, Patrick.

Excel is not a database.

Normally these are meant to be ironic but I kind of vibe with this one.