…and the pervs contracted by the almighty shareholders are getting their jollies off while reporting your every click; must be exhausting.

Do svidaniya, assholes.

Sonder (noun): the feeling one has on realizing that every other individual one sees has a life as full and real as one’s own, in which they are the central character and others, including oneself, have secondary or insignificant roles: In a state of sonder, each of us is at once a hero, a supporting cast member, and an extra in overlapping stories.

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Where is the Windows ‘help’ button, did you try that?

Fuck Spez, & long live Lemmy.

Vowing to star in a gay porn, so in the event I become a douchebag traitor, I’ll be justly embarrassed and ruined.

Just tried it and, yes. Jpg, Png, and Webp open as a half-second video. Actually kinda neat, I adjusted gamma, saturation, and saved a copy with 3 button presses. Well, 4 if you count pause…

Jumping jacks aren’t even fun if we have to wear pants.

Pongfinity

Feels reminiscent of stealing an Aboriginal, dressing them in formal attire then laughing derisively when the ‘savage’ can’t gracefully handle a fork. What is a brain, if not a computer?