HooPhuckenKarez

The majority of people I know would vote for Trump. There’s no chance of me flipping that. Should I really encourage them?

A pizza my parrot ordered. May have been a shoe.

To keep that ratchet spinning.

Firefox mobile+uBlock Origin+Video background play fix.

Asian dude and butterfly meme… Is this a premium.

Video background play fix. Long winded title. Let’s me play youtube videos in FF mobile while leaving shitty comments on the fediverae.

Literally listening to youtube in the background right now without premium. Firefox mobile ftw.

Video background play fix is the add-on I use.

A porcine centipede, if you will.

I heard Nancy was quite the cocksucker… In a good way.

Dude, blame your barber/stylist, grow it out, and get over it.

My first car was an '86 Cutlass Supreme. Watching what they did to all of the G-bodies as time went on made me really sad.

Go ahead and change it, but call it something else.

RIP Old Smobly.

I tried using an old phone as a dashcam for a while. It just kept overheating. That’s my vaguely related experience. Thanks for reading.

I’ll do it for five bucks and fifteen gallons of gas.

Thanks Obama.

Tell me it was WWGOWGA.

While the comeback is great, a rhotacism is pretty treatable with a bit of effort.

I’m an Isaac Arthur fan.

Brined and slowcooked. Like a brisket, but fattier and more cathartic.