Oh I hope Jon Favreau doesn’t go. I really really do.

Ghee?

During was right there…

He’ll be making that face a lot more then

“Oh thank fucking lord Jesus Christ”

• Patel, probably

It’s very very simple.

Tragedy of the Commons.

If you don’t know what that is, that’s all you need to read to understand why free markets will always lead to collapse and extinction.

Although it obviously a joke, in the spirit of all the fucking hellscape Republicans have put us through, and the fact that they’ve literally killed the power of truth, I’m going to go ahead and roll with this.

He definitely, positively, eagerly sucked Bill Clinton’s dick. No shadow of a doubt. The evidence is right there. And even if it’s not, he did it anyways.

This has truly been a positive day for the world

Chances after he said it the first time: 95%

Chances after he said it again, in such close succession to the first time: ♾️

That’s about as unhinged as holding a door open for an elderly person.

Tells you all you need to know about Trump, IF you’re capable of sound logical reasoning.

In other words, no big deal because this moves the needle for literally nobody who is still supporting him today.