The pattern looks like a boxershorts or Lederhose

Yo dawg! I heard you like ads. So we put ads in your ads

You’re screwed, dude. That’s nothing you can easily fix. Most tips in this threat require you to do the whole room, as just fixing this one spot will most likely be pretty obvious.

Next time, try to use something broader and softer than a sheet of paper to dampen your couch’s feet - especially on wooden floor.

Wow, that looks like it was made 1999

solar FREAKING roadways!

Teach me, master! HOW?! I NEED to know!

This fucking guy…

We had that as well.

Wasn’t much of a crowd pleaser, to be honest.

So… no, thank you.

Please don’t.

We’ve got our own Nazis / fascists here. No need for more.

So you’re lying.

All posts about reddit is them shooting themselves in the foot. So you must be upvoting all the Reddit posts ;)

At least this time, the rabid badger doesn’t have the codes for the nuclear arsenal

I’m immensely disappointed!

Not kidding: when I first saw the post title, I was fully convinced that I’ll read the post of a crazy person, rambling about (rain) clouds.

Why not just get the newest one?

I didn’t even see that the second time I watched it. But now that I know what to look for, I’ll watch it a third time. Thanks!

What exactly can’t I unsee?

Over is the only acceptable way!

It was a great movie - sadly, because it was so accurate. Provided that you can call a sci-fi movie accurate. But after the pandemic and shit, “don’t look up” looks like a playbook for a meteor extinction level event

I can still hear the jumping sounds in my head! Thanks for the memory!

Yaaaharrrrrr

That IS there job - apparently