More like Dave Chappelle Roan, amirite? 😅

can ≠ will

Texas is notorious for only doing the right thing after all other options have been exhausted

Alternative theory:

Being pro-Israel and anti-Netenyahu, and pro-Palestinian and anti-Homicidal death cult, is actually really popular amongst people who vote at the ballot box instead of voting online ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You’re getting down voted, but you are mostly correct.

I feel like the amount of ads and/or length is a little excess these days, though.

The thing is, Google isn’t dumb. They’ve user tested this strategy and they know it results in higher revenue.

And the enshitification continues…for those that don’t pay

You keep talking about this single case, and I keep talking about lead prosecutors in comparable cases.

Sounds low to comparable cases to me

I wonder how many hours we’re billed for…

I don’t think you understand what people in his position usually make

It’s apparently kind of hard to find someone that is willing to put up with the threats against their lives for somewhat measly pay. But, yes, hopefully they can 🤞

Done

Didn’t even include the default messages app that most Android phones ship with 🤦

Do they get the water as hot as traditional tank water heaters?