I instinctively read that in Homestar Runner’s voice.

“Aw, you got kids, Maniac?”

“Nah…not anymore…”

Right?

“64-year-old composer dares to retire after lifelong career of creating genre-defining compositions; REFUSES to create more!”

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Good ol’ Fink Manufacturing…

God, I miss shittymorph.

Right? I couldn’t even focus on the headline with Super GOP Kart up there.

his likely rival in November

Ugh.

“Second.”