At least it was quick, but did he really mean to dive head on into the explosion or did he try to evade and fucked that up?

I wonder what they’ll use them for, in Germany we mostly look at them staying on the ground.

Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

You’d expect them to be at least somewhat compliant with those… what are they called? Guidelines? Laws? Guess you can be an attorney while being an idiot.

Remember faster!

Please 💖

I had some friends/colleagues from Slovakia and I quickly realized that it’s extremely important to mainly utilize curse words while debugging.

What about man mount?

I might get into robot vacuums again, thank you very much!

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

Maybe try reading it again. You’ve missed the message.

From a certain point of view there isn’t any difference to be seen.

The point of view would have to be very far away though, maybe Jupiter?

You seem upset. Would a bucket of carrots help?

Obviously /s, but holy shit is that an insane story.

They should use this for their recruiting. It’s a good preparation for reality.

I’m not even in a rural setting and the only way to get my dogs to the vet is via car. Getting a taxi to drive there is difficult when one of your dogs starts vomiting after the second turn.

That and getting to by family in a rural setting. 2 hours by car vs up to 8 by train. With two dogs. That won’t happen 😐

Besides that I don’t really need a car.

In my case it’s just half a Euro

It’s $0.551 even!

Even I would have to, and I found 50 cents on the street once.

I’ve read on the Google that his dick fell off when he played with it too much in front of his buddies in the Kremlin.

Yes, but after some beer and shots too you shouldn’t text your ex or write whatever that headline is.

She’s built like a steak house, but she handles like a Bistro.