The rapist is pretty much confirmed but I doubt that someone ever fucked a couch. Not even I fucked a couch, so I am sceptical.

The Jukebox was better because of cataloging from online sources and library features. Don’t remember the visuals

It was the only thing at some point in time which explains the popularity.

Onboarding the general population was such a historic mistake

Not a ketchup packet, a razorblade

The word you were looking for is social market economy, you are welcome.

No, the Nordic countries are not socialist of course but with Americans you don’t want to get into specifics of socialism because their compass is way off there.

So she loses endorsement by some insignificant group, am I reading this right?

Obligatory “if these Americans could read, they would be very upset.”

These conversations that never happened don’t always go well, so I whish I could have less of them.

How do you think quickly if you need to say everything in your mind? Is the voice very quick?

It’s also unfathomable to me how people can think of what they need to do tomorrow and not see it.

I just think we don’t understand our own internal processes very well. The conscious part may come long after we had the thought and if you say it or see it doesn’t matter.

I could dream up a scene right now involving me buying 20 photorealistic apples in a store I often go to. I thought this is normal and everyone does that.

People are not all one? Do yo really imagine grey potatoes when someone says apple.

I don’t want to advertise but I am on Tutanota and their plans seem fair. If you’re not the product then you have to pay something etc.

Don’t know if this is bulletproof but I just need a regular email provider with no bull shit. The end to end stuff is not even that important for me on a daily basis.

Don’t tell them about Gmail, they forgot ruining it. Don’t wake sleeping dogs.

No I watched it back then as a kid and though maybe you need to be 35 to like this.

Recently age 35 not my thing still.

I have a ledge above my toilet or a commode next to the toilet. Who needs this weird holder in the first place?

Wipe their ass with newspaper?

Fix your sleep. I am tired of people like this. I have a Forrest Gump like colleague who calls me at 9pm asking me about a meeting we had at 9am (he was there and said yes to everything)

Let’s have 5 of these on a row during the most productive hours of the day between 8 and 12. Then have lunch were we share hilarious anecdotes and after that we feel too bleh to do our job. We will just sit around the office and talk more bull shit and then go home. Too bad we told Mrs x we will do y, who cares?

Sounds perfect doesn’t it.

That’s how it’s called now?