Xkcd fans are like:

You must be referring to the great ass-fire of 2016, that was a terrible tragedy.

I always finish what I sta

This looks really interesting!

They put that scene in the trailer? Man, way to blow your load early trailer people.

War is peace.

Freedom is slavery.

Ignorance is strength.

Make the internet leet again!

Source?

Shhh! I swear I can build that for only twice the cost and take three times as long, but it will be waaay quicker if I have this new tool.

The burning of the Library of Alexander was the worst for avid readers. Only 270s AD kids know what I’m talking about.

GG ez noobs.

Game over man! Game over!

This comment really ties the thread together, man.

Op asked for help, not to be murdered.

What if your fear is all three of those characters mooshed together in one sort of super fear monster? You just spilled the beans, friendo!

What is great is listening to bros who try to say they could “totally take on a bear”. It’s normal to be fearful of any animal that could easily fuck a person up.

Happens every time.

Honestly, I was naked after the shower and just fell on it!

You leave the poor meeses alone!

I know a couple people who do this and their texts always seem far more dramatic and loaded than they mean.

"Hey, thanks for doing x” - me

" You’re welcome…" - them

Uh oh - me internally.