I’m sorry. You may be getting it all wrong because right now you just sound like and are acting like a big ol pussy.

This is freaking hilarious! Even Twitter knows how blue checkmarks are now badges of shame

I thought this was gonna be a post about feeling the burden of wage slavery and debt necessity, which is a real thing. But you’re right, it sounds like they’re upset because they can’t say the n-word on Facebook lol

38 and I thought firm meant company. Like the firm that created the software for the hardware.

Dammit, I came in here because I was hoping there was something I could do with my old paperweight. I keep it around cuz it’s cute lol

Who are the white supremacists he sold to?