My spouse came home from a week at the hospital to a stupid button I hooked up that messaged me “Emergency! {name} needs you!”

It was perfect.

The Republicans will obliterate the fillibuster the day they want to, claiming the Democrats are forcing them to.

People are still reading The Celestine Prophecy?

Currently, but they keep trying.

I have just ordered a Brother ADS 1700W. You’ve convinced me!

Since I have this exact problem and need… I went looking. By any chance did you mean the Brother ADS 1700W? If I’m going to take recommendations from strangers on the internet, I want to be sure I get it right. =)

The Master and the… MARGARITA??

Edit: Bought.

On the plus side, they feel fictional because they’re completely made up.