What is

Yeah, it’s corporate astrology

All food is organic. Unless you have a crop like a chicken (you don’t), you really shouldn’t put any inorganic materials in your body.

No, the issue is that he didn’t understand how the technology he was using worked. I mean, one of Apple’s most prevalently advertised features is their product integration, it’s like, their whole deal.

Yes it is, because “boomers,” by definition of the word’s intended memetic use, are old yes, but more specifically they are old rich people in power. Using “boomer” as an insult doesn’t hurt them. Meanwhile the actual boomers are literally trying to stigmatize and criminalize queerness. It’s the same logic that makes it ok (encouraged even) to be racist against white people, it just doesn’t affect us.

It doesn’t count as self-awareness if he disassociates from the statement entirely, it’s actually the opposite.

Yah, it was a joke based on the ambiguous title. Lemmy is just reeeeeally bad at recognizing sarcasm, even when it’s literally labeled as such, lol.

Wow, y’all really don’t know what /s means, huh?

The sign of a good game is when it takes 10 hours to get into… (/s)

Nothing beats the baby kung-fu in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist though.

Good luck finding one that actually got paid.

Globo Gym wins in the original version of Dodgeball, but the test audiences hated it so they added the blindfolded stand-off. I’m mostly happy they changed it, but that original ending would have been so ballsy. Also would make the subtitle better, since most “true” underdogs do lose.

Nah, I’d call it a thriller.

“Stop caring and you won’t care anymore”

Yeah, not helpful in any way.

They’re sadists, plain and simple.

Chips—Australian for chips.

Might as well finish the twice baked process, you’re 90% of the way there! They’re better anyway…

Chips (crisps for you incorrect non-Americans), followed by mashed

Why does the fuel pump need to know what date it is?

Do they have social security numbers? Can the hospital claim them as dependents? Can an eighteen-year-old embryo vote?