TRY AGAIN IN THREE DAYS

Ah, windows logs, another amazing experience that doesn’t make me want to kill everyone.

tail /var/log/thing.log is far too easy

I mean, java and Microsoft errors are preceded by 120 characters of useless trash oftentimes, that is equally as infuriating.

So many times I see junior Devs (or not so juniors) and normies seeing an error message and, visibly, static plays between their ears on their mental TV set, then they just click the first button that looks appropriate and complain it didn’t work.

The text of the message does not get read or parsed.

“You need to close the program to continue”. Doesn’t work.

“Unexpected X at line N” Doesn’t work.

Drives me insane.

From the same group that doesn’t understand joins and thinks nobody uses SQL this is hardly surprising .

Probably got an LLM running locally and asking it to get data which is then running 10 level deep sub queries to achieve what 2 inner joins would in a fraction of the time.

See the GTA loading bug fiasco.

Nobody in the whole company or QA thought “why does this take so long to load? Maybe I should check that?”

Laser guided munition in comic form. I have taken 100% of the blast.

Nothing a short nap can’t fix.

I got it yesterday, it’s bloody solid. Did tend to demolish my battery a bit, but that night just have been because time was dissolving before by very eyes. If you commute or have to burn time a lot (I spent a lot of time in hospital waiting rooms recently) then it’s amazing m no microtransactions either

If it didn’t have Robert Picardos voice, I do not want

Hello, bosmer

If I rebase my branch with main I do not expect any failing tests. If you waste my time merging shit code, fuck you. Fix your shit.

Unless prod is on fire and the CEO is prowling (even then, I’d argue standards should be maintained)

Merging failing tests so everybody else has failing tests and wastes time figuring out why.

Nothing neutral here

Check there isn’t a plastic layer coating the skates (never used an apple mouse but it’s common on other brands, they’re usually blue to make them visible, but if they’re transparent they can be hard to see)

I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

Standard, aka basic. ELEVATE YOURSELVES!:wq

Looks good, thanks!

Good shout, thank you

Try finding a nice desktop background picture of something specific. It’s all just links to subscription based stock image sites.

If anyone knows places to search for freely shared images that would be amazing. Just wanted a whale shark photo in 2K…

It adds the word to the input box but should also show a “correction” list on top of the keyboard.

Maybe it’s different if you use floating or split keyboard mode?

Do it again, but drag the suggestion upwards until a trash icon appears. Maybe one time you used that swipe path and accidentally/deliberately clicked “didn’t” and now it thinks you sometimes want that instead.

I have to do this all the time, I’m considering nuking it’s memory