When someone says pay the cat tax…

You don’t hesitate

Correct. We both have an equal vested interest in maintaining our house. I actually prefer calling it a cooperative rather than an HOA. I think I’ll do that. For better or worse, the only bullies in this cooperative are my cats. One of them is named Carol if that tells you anything.

I’ll never forget the instant fear pitted to my stomach when they announced her veep pick. The feeling was instant and it shook me for a hot second. I brushed the feeling off right away. I think it was me having a premonition of the outcome. I have no idea but come on, Tim Kaine?

Hook. It’s always Hook.

It’s interesting scrolling through the search results. Seems like a lot of schools, municipalities, and the Philippines have a problem with distinguishing between confidential and public.

Hey now, Don’t kink shame the weirdos

Boy, do I have a story to tell you…

Gosh I hope so

Whatever happened to Kayne?

Standard Republican operating procedure. No one should be surprised by this.

I feel like I’m having dejavu.

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Ha! Oh wow, now that’s a spicy spelling mistake! 🤌

Rambutans. They look like fluffy sea urchins but you crack that shell open and it’s soooo good. Much like leches.

You can. I do. As a Jew and as someone who has family living in Jerusalem who all hate Bibi and what he stands for. Fuck Bibi and fuck the Knesset. And fuck Zuck too.

The government has made it their business via passing the law. So… ya know…

So my kid had an end of year project on someone famous from the state he was assigned to research and present. He got Pennsylvania. I immediately said, “you’re doing John Fetterman. He’s badass. Here lemme show you why…” and my kid was all about it. The kids dressed up as their famous person and I got the whole getup. Sweatshirt, athletic shorts, bald cap, stick on goatee, custom made rub on tattoos to match. That was really fun and John Fetterman is bad fucking ass. He should be president.

Man, can you imagine what it must be like to be a recruiter for Amazon?

Control.