Rhynoplaz

Obviously this is hyperbole, because water is the worst thing in video games, but I do agree that parrying really is a pain in the ass.

My teens went and saw it. Said it wasn’t as bad as they expected. I won’t take my chances.

He’s not wrong. As much as we loved the old games, it’s hard to go back once you’ve gotten used to the QoL improvements in modern games.

We think we want the old games back, but really we just want the emotions that came with playing it.

Remember Tetrisphere? That one was fun and interesting.

Not so much a murder, but selling your kid and taking them back once you realize they can make you some money.

Work’s done!

Wait. It wasn’t already there? How?

Get horny -> start jerking -> spooge -> clean up -> get horny…

I almost always played solo because I liked exploring and crafting and doing things at my pace. Whenever I had a group, I felt like I was pressured to move move move and finish as much as possible without absorbing the environments or reading the matching story lines.

I was able to finish a few of the low level instances, but was rarely able to find a group to run with and thus usually just skipped over any quests that required them. Sure, picking up some legendary gear would be nice, but I would have just loved the option to stroll through these quests on my own.

You can probably get a used Quest 2 for a good price. It’s definitely capable enough to get a feel for VR, and whether or not you should invest more in a better setup.

Skyrim launched 11.11.11

Expect ES6 on 2.2.22 oh wait, missed that one, 3.3.33

I’m right there with you. I won’t deny that there’s a chance that it’s just a side effect of being old, but I nodded off more than a few times.

I can’t put my finger on it either, but everything just felt like a chore. I must quit playing it for months and only fired it up to finish the story because I knew I had to be close, and I couldn’t leave it like that.

I’ve never even noticed another player’s skin. Who are they showing off for?

I barely got through the story on my first character. Every other Diablo, I did at least one full run in every class.

And the game kind of sucked.

We don’t reward screenshoting ads.

Da fuq is this?

No, I’ve talked to people who aren’t MAGA, but weren’t fans of Biden. If Harris can mop the floor with Trump in a debate (because he only looked strong because Joe was SO bad) she’d win over a lot of people.

I used to, when I was young and stupid. Now I never miss.

Coffee, black with too much sugar.

To me, tea always seemed like it was just hot water that’s unsuccessfully trying to taste like sticks and flowers.